Monday, October 23, 2006
GIVE ME SUGAR WATER
This morning was my 2nd ultrasound and glucose test.

Glucose tests suck. I was diagnosed as hypoglycemic when I was 10, I think. I've had more glucose tolerance tests (GTT) than any one person ought to have in their life - sans diabetes. My body just doesn't metabolize sugars at the same rate as the "average" person. The GTT should have been 140 or lower after fasting and drinking their "fruit punch flavored" bottled sugar water. I felt like Edgar, the bug alien from Men in Black.

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In my history with GTT's, I've fainted in the dr office bathroom, puked, wished I could puke, gotten raging headaches and had to lie down on exam tables, couches and the floor. Today was below average in excitement. I only got a mild headache and "burped up."

TMI, I know.

Anyway, I flunked the dang thing. Just like I expected. When pg w/Stinkerbell, I flunked it too - 142. Today, I was an over-achiever. 152. It's not really high. It's not a surprise. But I still have to have...

The Dreaded 3 Hour Test.

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Now for the rest of the story...

My mom joined The Mighty Hunter, Stinkerbell and myself for the ultrasound (u/s). My dad was unable to get away from the office long enough. Both my parents were excited about getting to see the u/s. My brother has 4 kids, and they missed all those u/s - plus Stinkerbell's. The Mighty Hunter's dad was in town, but had his own appointment with a surgeon regarding his prostate cancer (another post, another time.)

Stinkerbell was spellbound by the whole thing. There are very few things that get her to be still and quiet. This was one of the best.

The sonographer (sp? name?) confirmed that everything seemed normal. She can't diagnose anything, but I know that she would call the ob in if she saw something that warranted a diagnosis - which she didn't.

152 bpm heartbeat.

Cute little face. Long, skinny arms and legs. Approximately 2 lbs now. She gave a much more exact weight but I was too amused by The Mighty Hunters' "10 pounds???" that I forgot the ounces. It's a nice weight, not too big, not too small.

Long straight spine. Eyes still closed.

And there where it should be was a little turtle.

Do you know which sex has the turtle and which has the hamburger?

I'll wait for the comments to find out who can guess it!

This will be fun.


Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Grasshopper

I'm testing uploading pictures here in blogger. It's not reliable, so I thought I'd put up a shot of Stinkerbell from our trip to the pumpkin patch from Saturday.

She is actually 4'1", but the ground at the sign wasn't level, so it LOOKS like she's not as tall as she really is. She's definitely a grasshopper!


Thursday, October 05, 2006
Isn't she lovely?
The pregnant gal here on this template is the true picture of gestational peace and serenity. Comfort and contentment.

Well, let me just say that *I* did NOT pose for it!

My legs have never been that skinny.

I've never been that tan.

My hair has never been THAT blonde (yes, I do get hair-color-therapy, but I'm not a BLONDE, especially lately - more of a brunette with reddish tones here and there.)

I can hardly sit up at all, much less sit up straight and tall. with a smile on my face.

I do hold my tummy from time to time. Peanut is very active right now and has found a tender spot on my right side that is a favorite punching/stabbing spot about 5-6pm every day. (We're gonna have to talk about that some day.)

My boobs are not near that perky. The thing about a pg belly is that it becomes a good shelf for holding pg boobs.

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I guess I could have cleaned the mirror before taking the picture. But then you would still be deceived into thinking that I'm perfect and live in a perfect house with my perfect daughter and perfect husband and perfect cat and perfect dog and perfect van and perfect house-keeper.

Confession... I TRY to clean the house every week, but it usually only gets it every-other week. I can't push the vacuum cleaner or mop around anymore - it kills my hips. My husband and daughter sling toothbrush water on the mirror every day. My cat is infested with fleas. She share them with our dog, who is OLD and has lots of allergies and has gnawed the hair off himself this summer. Except for being a little dirty, my van would be perfect - except for where I scraped it against our plastic mailbox - THAT'S why you get the Rubbermaid mailbox! And house-keeper, well, you're looking at her. And she's too old and pg and tired to do much house cleaning. Mighty Hunter's aunt does come and vacuum and mop for me whenever I ask - she's a SAINT! I love you Margaret!


Tuesday, October 03, 2006
testing my new template

how do you like it so far?