The pregnant gal here on this template is the true picture of gestational peace and serenity. Comfort and contentment.
Well, let me just say that *I* did NOT pose for it!
My legs have never been that skinny.
I've never been that tan.
My hair has never been THAT blonde (yes, I do get hair-color-therapy, but I'm not a BLONDE, especially lately - more of a brunette with reddish tones here and there.)
I can hardly sit up at all, much less sit up straight and tall. with a smile on my face.
I do hold my tummy from time to time. Peanut is very active right now and has found a tender spot on my right side that is a favorite punching/stabbing spot about 5-6pm every day. (We're gonna have to talk about that some day.)
My boobs are not near that perky. The thing about a pg belly is that it becomes a good shelf for holding pg boobs.
See?
I guess I could have cleaned the mirror before taking the picture. But then you would still be deceived into thinking that I'm perfect and live in a perfect house with my perfect daughter and perfect husband and perfect cat and perfect dog and perfect van and perfect house-keeper.
Confession... I TRY to clean the house every week, but it usually only gets it every-other week. I can't push the vacuum cleaner or mop around anymore - it kills my hips. My husband and daughter sling toothbrush water on the mirror every day. My cat is infested with fleas. She share them with our dog, who is OLD and has lots of allergies and has gnawed the hair off himself this summer. Except for being a little dirty, my van would be perfect - except for where I scraped it against our plastic mailbox - THAT'S why you get the Rubbermaid mailbox! And house-keeper, well, you're looking at her. And she's too old and pg and tired to do much house cleaning. Mighty Hunter's aunt does come and vacuum and mop for me whenever I ask - she's a SAINT! I love you Margaret!
Well, let me just say that *I* did NOT pose for it!
My legs have never been that skinny.
I've never been that tan.
My hair has never been THAT blonde (yes, I do get hair-color-therapy, but I'm not a BLONDE, especially lately - more of a brunette with reddish tones here and there.)
I can hardly sit up at all, much less sit up straight and tall. with a smile on my face.
I do hold my tummy from time to time. Peanut is very active right now and has found a tender spot on my right side that is a favorite punching/stabbing spot about 5-6pm every day. (We're gonna have to talk about that some day.)
My boobs are not near that perky. The thing about a pg belly is that it becomes a good shelf for holding pg boobs.
See?
I guess I could have cleaned the mirror before taking the picture. But then you would still be deceived into thinking that I'm perfect and live in a perfect house with my perfect daughter and perfect husband and perfect cat and perfect dog and perfect van and perfect house-keeper.
Confession... I TRY to clean the house every week, but it usually only gets it every-other week. I can't push the vacuum cleaner or mop around anymore - it kills my hips. My husband and daughter sling toothbrush water on the mirror every day. My cat is infested with fleas. She share them with our dog, who is OLD and has lots of allergies and has gnawed the hair off himself this summer. Except for being a little dirty, my van would be perfect - except for where I scraped it against our plastic mailbox - THAT'S why you get the Rubbermaid mailbox! And house-keeper, well, you're looking at her. And she's too old and pg and tired to do much house cleaning. Mighty Hunter's aunt does come and vacuum and mop for me whenever I ask - she's a SAINT! I love you Margaret!
1 Comments:
Hey You! I snagged this one too....about 9 weeks ago..hheeheeehehee...yep! before i got tht BFP. I thought I might use it to keep a journal, but haven't done much blogging on it so far. I would love to figure out how to alter the image just a bit...as you know, i'm not blond at all and certainly not skinny. Oh well, it beats so many of the other dull templates.
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